Well, I missed a Wednesday. Oh well. Looking back on my posts, I have decided that I need a RANDOM post. Just something where I go blah blah blah about something entirely random. So, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to TEH RANDOM POST!
Hm… what shall I write about? I know! I shall write about cats. Everyone likes cats, right? Well actually, I’m allergic to cats and one tried to bite me once when I petted its tummy, so I don’t really like kitties. But they’re cute!
Hey, have you ever seen those weird commercials for fancy pet food? They put this nasty looking food into these little crystal dishes and then they have a really fat, shiny cat come and eat the food. It must be good for the cat, though. When talking with the other cats, it can go “Hey, did you know that I’m a cat model?” and another cat would ask “What’s it like?” and the model cat would answer “It’s good. They give me a lot of food in these fancy shiny dishes.” If there is such a thing as reincarnation, and want to come back to this world as a modeling kitty-cat. Okay, that’s enough on cats. What other random topic shall I talk about?
Once, when I was a little kid, I went to this really boring wedding with my mom. I don’t remember who was getting married, what the service was like, or what the bride’s dress was like. I just remember that I was bored out of my mind and then I felt very unhappy because we left before I could get a piece of cake, and the cake was HUGE. I swear, it went all the way to the ceiling, and there were really pretty pillars between each cake layer. I don’t want to get married, but I want a wedding cake. A giant one. And it should be chocolate. It’s a good thing I’m going to become a pastry chef, because then I can make the cake myself and eat all of it! Mwahahahaaaaaaa! New topic!
You know what I think is really weird? Those socks that have a little place for each toe. It’s like gloves for feet. And then people wear flip-flops with them. It must be odd to be able to wiggle your toes individually while wearing socks. It’d be like the exact opposite of wearing ski boots, where you can’t move your toes at all. And then your toes get really cold and it sucks…. But you know what I’ve noticed? You can’t control your toes as well as your fingers. Have you ever tried moving just your middle toe, and none of the other toes? It doesn’t work. But you can move all your fingers individually. I wonder if there are toes exercises you can do to gain better control of your toes. I bet I could find one online. Everything is online, including this blog! (Obviously).
Wow. I just wrote a blog about cats, wedding cakes, and toes. That’s random enough, don’t you think? Anyways, it was really fun! You should try it sometime. Yup yup. …I like swings. They’re fun. Sorry, I just had to add that.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I’m saying. – Oscar Wilde
Goodbye!!!
-Mara
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