You’re Cordially Invited to Run Away
Your presence is desired by Her Royal Highness Titania III at the Faerie Court on June 18th, for a life of magic and fairies and adventure. It’s suggested that you bring a sword. If you’re allergic to jabberwockies, please consult with your physician before making the decision to abandon your current life. If you don’t know how to dance, it would be wise to at least look up some Youtube videos on waltzing, as you’ll be expected to dance at the many Faerie Balls that Her Royal Highness is in the habit of throwing (usually in grassy spots with rings of mushrooms). Please RSVP by midnight, and should you choose to accept this invitation, simply head to the bottom of your backyard and go through the archway (you know, the one people always told you not to go through, because there might be poison oak).
We look forward to your arrival at the Faerie Court.
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