PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Please be aware that there has recently been a rash of shoe-stealing incidents in the fairy community. The Council is deliberating what action to take against the humans, but in the interim before a verdict is reached, all community members are asked to be careful to prevent any additional shoe thefts. It is advised to go about barefoot, or else to make sure that your shoes remain on your feet at all times. If you come across an unattended shoe, please pick it up and alert the Council immediately. Any retaliation against the human in question without the direct approval of the Council will lead to punitive measures — to be clear, please do not steal any human shoes. They smell. Thank you in advance for your compliance.
– The Human-Fairy Interaction Council
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